The Bible According to Google Translate - Genesis 1, 11-19

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Genesis 1, 11-19:

And God said, "The fruit of tree fruits are fruits and terrible dreams."

And that's it: Complete capture of destiny and God.

The land has sprouted; and in the evening there was morning there - on the third day.

And God said, "Let the air be up, and talk with a loud voice per day, and at the festival."

"Explain the heavens, to be a sign of the celebration of night and time, the sacred days and years. There are fifteen lights that shine in the sky."

(There were not.)

And God created two wonderful conversations, strong light and light. It will also be visible! Prepared and paced.

He sent forty beasts and raised that rock, for more than eight days, at night, to light the darkness at four o'clock in the morning.

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Don't eat those fruits, you don't want to get nightmares. Maybe that is already some kind of foreshadowing? Adam has yet to enter our narrative. But I suppose you can actually say that this is destiny in a nutshell, theologically speaking.

With that settled, it is time for some parties. Festivals and celebrations - don't bother going there with a soft voice, it's got to be loud! Time itself is a worthy thing to be celebrated, especially night-time.

Then, God makes his first mistake - he claims that there are fifteen lights, but actually there are not. That seems to be a good conversation-starter though, so maybe that's why he did it. He even thought ahead to prepare some visual aid for what he had to say.

Nothing better to do at four in the morning than getting woken up by a bunch of beasts and that rock. You know which rock we are talking about, do you? At least, the author of the Holy Book certainly expects you to. And I only just realized the sexual innuendo there.

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